Sunday, October 7, 2012

Balanchine: Genius who moved us forward or Chauvinist who set us back?

In ballet, a reverential pause is usually given when mentioning Balanchine, the epitome of a dance instructor and choreographer.  He died in '83.

This post is not a reverential pause.

The good:


Improving technique.


He saw areas in technique that could be improved.

Echappé for example; he liked the feet to hit the floor at the same time. Perhaps not groundbreaking, but he saw the opportunity for technical finesse and drilled his dancers until they performed beautifully.


Roll-through was always done to strengthen the feet by Mr. B. No springing onto pointe in his technique class! This resulted in additional strength and control.


He was also always tweaking and refining steps.
Relevé Passé (bringing one leg up) was changed from a simple straightforward move to a beautiful move done with the standing leg working longer and harder as the working leg moved through a more prolonged but more pleasing movement.

(Source: Balanchine Pointework (Studies in Dance History)



In Fouettés (multiple turns) the emphasis usually was on the number of turns a ballerina could do consecutively. Mr B. thought the emphasis should be on technical/artistic quality, not sheer quantity. He started the fouetté with a rond de jambe, then whipped the leg to second and then relevé and then passé. The closing back/moving the leg front action was eliminated and therefore turnout was better and more pronounced. A standard ballet "trick" was turned into a bigger and fuller movement that became smooth and controlled due to the strength needed to do it "his" way.

(Source: Balanchine Pointework (Studies in Dance History)

Dancers gained tremendous strength and stamina just working with him and gaining control of movements they once thought easy. In this way he greatly improved the beauty of ballet when his dancers performed effortlessly.

The bad:


The Alpha and Omega, or just someone in the right place at the right time?

Conventional wisdom suggests that Mr. B. was a gifted choreographer. He created with the music in mind. But isn't that what you're supposed to do?  If the wealthy Lincoln Kirstein had chosen a different choreographer to back, finance, and build a school for, perhaps that one could have achieved immortality instead of Balanchine. But then again, perhaps he was the only one who could have done what he did. Perhaps, in the paraphrased words of Eva Peron in Evita "[Anyone could be lifted up to where I am in the ranks], but no one else could fill it like I can." We'll never know, so we exalt him as the undisputed genius when maybe he was just in the right places at the right times.


Demanding and Uncompromising


But does that mean he had to be so demanding with-his dancers? Perhaps his temper wasn't as famous as Jerome Robbins who would yell at everyone all day long, but he still would work them to their technical limits and ask for more. But perhaps that is how he honed his now famous technique; by finding the limits?

Obsession with young girls - even when he was no longer young


Balanchine would usually give leads to teenagers (his infamous "baby ballerinas"), after becoming obsessed with the girls. Leads are commonly reserved for women in their 20's and 30's, who by that time in their career have technical and artistic expression beyond the basics. Mr. B. would weed out any girls that were not as thin as he liked, and who might have been more developed (chest, hips) than other girls.

His first wife was 15, he was 18. (The dancer Tamara Geva in 1922).

Tamara Geva


He then dated a 23 year old, he was 22 (The dancer Alexandra Danilova in 1926).

Alexandra Danilova


His second wife was 21 and he was 34 (The dancer Vera Zorina in 1938).

Vera Zorina


His third wife was 21 and he was 42 (The dancer Maria Tallchief in 1946).

Maria Tallchief


His fourth wife was 23 and he was 48 (The dancer Tanaquil LeClercq in 1946).

Tanaquil Le Clercq in the Nutcracker, the role of Dewdrop, which she originated.
photo by Rad Bascome, the New York City Ballet Archive
Wikipedia: "He obtained a quick divorce from her in order to woo Suzanne Farrell" in 1969.

Suzanne was 24 at the time and he was 65. She said "no" to him though!

Suzanne Farrell

Was he a male chauvinist because of his inability to accept women who aged? Did he secretly hate females as a misogynist because he found them inferior to young girls who perhaps due to dance training did not have the fully developed typical woman's features?

Or was he simply a man in a position of power?

The ugly:

Mr. B. seems to have sacrificed everything for his opinion of the final, beautiful result.

Intentional Self-Injury: Undernourishment and Eating Disorders


Balanchine  is often "credited as idealizing what the ballerina's body should be". This is a romanticized way to say that he may have brought eating disorders into the mainstream for ballerinas. If you are naturally thin, that is one thing. But Mr. B. wanted girls to be unnaturally thin.

Balanchine would have loved her. Could have been wife #5?
Gelsey Kirkland, one of Mr. B.'s 15 year old baby ballerinas, recalled an encounter with Balanchine:

He halted class and approached me for a kind of physical inspection. With his knuckles, he thumped my sternum and down my rib cage, clucking his tongue and remarking, "Must see the bones." 

I was less than a hundred pounds even then. Mr. B did not seem to consider beauty a quality that must develop from within the artist; rather, he was concerned with outward signs such as body weight. His emphasis was responsible in part for setting the style that led to some of the current extremes of American ballet. I allowed him to use me to that end by trusting his advice. He did not merely say, "Eat less." He said repeatedly, "Eat nothing."(Source: Dancing on My Grave and here).

Mr. B.'s criticisms have paved the way for a new generation of critics.  In 2010, critical critic Alastair Macaulay got away with saying in the New York Times that a ballerina named Jennifer Ringer had "eaten a sugarplum too many" in the infamous article here:  http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/29/arts/dance/29nutcracker.html?_r=2&

Jenifer Ringer: hardly a fat tub of lard.
Dancers burn through an insane amount of calories in a typical day and need to eat to refuel their bodies. They need carbohydrates, proteins, veggies, fruits and fats. To ignore your body's need will result in tiredness, loss of bone mass, nutritional deficiencies, and making yourself more injury prone. For younger girls it can result in delayed puberty and stunt your growth.

Intentional Self-Injury: Bunions 

Balenchine liked the way a bunion makes a pointe shoe look. Without one, your line goes straight down and your weight rests between your first and second toes, making a straight line. With a bunion, the look of the foot is tapered. He actually encouraged his dancers to develop bunions by walking around on pointe, slightly rolling in toward their big toes. This developed the tapered look he desired. This is a good way to get injured, crippled, and end your dancing career, and either he didn't know or didn't care. I'm not sure which is worse.

(Source: Balanchine Pointework (Studies in Dance History)



Intentional Self-Injury: Incorrect Pointe Technique

Today it is generally understood that proper pointe technique involves straight toes. You don't "pointe" the foot so much as you stretch the entire leg. You only pointe the ankle joint. But none of this mattered to Balanchine. Again, he either knew and disregarded these facts or didn't know. All that mattered to him was the height of the arch. He taught that the higher your arch was, the straighter your toes could be. To him, you could curve and bend your toes to achieve the look of a higher arch.

According to Balanchine, you could cheat your way into a
higher arch appearance by curling your toes in pointe shoes.
This is incorrect technique, dangerous, and
could injure you, ending your dancing career!!


In fact, if you curl the toes under it results in 'knuckling' can lead to injury.

Edward Ellison, director of Ellison Ballet Professional Training Program in New York says clenched toes will place unwanted stress on the joints of the legs, leading to imbalance and overuse injuries. On pointe, knuckling over can damage the bones and tendons of the feet.

Master ballet teacher Sara Neece of Ballet Arts in New York says that when the first joint of the toe presses down into the floor too hard, the second joint of the toe jams into the metatarsal.

In ballet, the command to "point your toes" is really inaccurate. The accurate command is to "point the foot" or extend the ankle joint straight down (plantar flexion) and then further extend the toes (not "crunch") in order to feel that you are stretching and lengthening the entire foot.

... In the illustration below, you can see that when the toes are "crunched" (right illustration), the calf muscle shortens pulling the femur towards it. Extending and pointing the foot correctly (left illustration) allows the knee to straighten with ease.
(Source: http://www.balletforfigureskaters.com/ by Annette T. Thomas)

Annette T. Thomas, author of Ballet for Figure Skaters
Mary Gainer illustration ©2006. 


Although this shows the result in a skating boot, the result is the same in a pointed shoe.

Sylvie Guillem with her out-of-this-world arches. Note the correctly straightened toes!


(Sources:
The Pointe Book: Shoes, Training, Technique by Janice Barringer,
 http://www.theperfectpointebook.com/ by Lisa Howard,
http://www.dancemagazine.com/issues/January-2008/The-Seven-Deadly-Sins
http://www.lifeskate.com/skate/boots/
http://www.balletforfigureskaters.com/ by Annette T. Thomas


I welcome any thoughts or comments!

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Sources not mentioned above:

Random things I've read over the years that I can't remember the book/source.

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For further ballet reading:

Dancing on My Grave by Gelsey Kirkland

Balanchine Pointework (Studies in Dance History) by Suki Schorer

The Ballet Companion: A Dancer's Guide to the Technique, Traditions, and Joys of Ballet by Eliza Gaynor Minden

The Pointe Book: Shoes, Training, Technique by Janice Barringer


Sunday, May 6, 2012

Cats are GOOD. Don't believe TV.

Been wanting to post this for many years. As a child I remember the insanity of "cats are evil" and "dogs are good" themes running through the cartoons I watched, all while curled up on the couch with my favorite kitty snuggled and purring next to me.

This does not apply to all cartoons. Among those I do not abhor:

  • Garfield (actually this one says dogs are dumb, but doesn't go so far as to say they're evil)
  • Heathcliff (same as Garfield)
  • Thundercats

Stereotypes against Cats documented here

Here are the cartoons my gen watched growing up, and the slant against cats is terrible!  If you didn't have a cat of your own, you might not know the truth.

Sylvester & Tweety

Sylvester is the sneaky, dim-witted predator and Tweety is the adowable widdle birdie. Sylvester might win battles, but Tweety always won the war.



Tom & Jerry




This one might not be as bad because Tom, Jerry, and the dog probably inflicted as much damage on each other as possible. Tom always got worse treatment.


The Simpsons

(this section would not have been possible without http://simpsonswiki.net)

I do know that Tom & Jerry's faux counterparts, Itchy and Scratchy mimic them, and that the mouse always ends up winning over the cat.

Perhaps one day I will thoroughly research and document all cat and dog episodes in The Simpsons, but the most cat oriented episode summary is as follows. Draw your own conclusions.

Episode 322 (FABF04) "I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot"
Snowball II gets hit by a car, and after Marge reads the bookWhen Bad Things Happen To Cute Children, she and Lisa go to find a new cat. Unfortunately, Snowball III drowns trying to catch fish in the Simpsons' fish tank and Coltrane, aka Snowball IV, falls out the window to his death after listening to the music of the original John Coltrane. While sitting outside, the Crazy Cat Lady throws a cat at Lisa that looks exactly like Snowball II. Lisa sends it away, thinking it'll die if it's with her. When the cat walks away, a car, owned by Gil is about to hit it, but the car misses and drives into a tree and explodes. Noticing that the cat didn't die, Lisa takes it in. In order to save money on food dishes and to forget any of this ever happened, she names it Snowball II, even though it's technically Snowball V.

The episode marks a milestone in the history of the series, as Snowball II is killed off, the closest thing to an actual Simpson family member actually being killed off (besides Homer's mother death in season 19's "Mona Leaves-a.") 16.3 million people watched this episode on January 11, 2004. At least it had a good ending.


The Smurfs

The Smurfs have a dog friend they hang out and play with and love. The only enemy of the Smurfs is Gargamel, and his cat Azrael.

How many children did this corrupt and brainwash to think the media lies?




Inspector Gadget

Our hero Inspector Gadget and his niece Penny have a helpful dog named Brain. Our villain Dr. Claw (already implying bad=claws on a cat) has a sidekick cat (nameless?) who gleefully accepts the Dr.'s pets and laughs at every misfortune that happens to Gadget and Co.

Apparently Dr. Claw never ventured out from behind his computer, and lived in a dark place (with access to wine according to this screenshot?). Meanwhile the heroes are out in the fresh air (possibly drinking beer?).

Geek aside: Although there is a cat/dog stereotype here, they do not stereotype the use of technology. Although Dr. Claw has a [Windows 95] machine [with modem internet access], they do not say all IT is bad. Penny has her famous [4G wireless iPad] computer book and does some nice things with it herself.

  


Found a great link on this very subject with regard to Walt Disney. Please click here for that info!

http://www.graspingforobjectivity.com/2010/03/truth-about-cats-and-dogs.html

Good News for Cats moving forward - The Future is Bright!


Cats on the Internet:


Some are internet behemoths, taking up to 100% of an employee's average workday. Some are esoteric, some possibly offensive, but we can all agree that the more cats there are on the internet, the better this world will be.

I Can Has Cheesburger

The pinnacle of human engineering, the apex of society. This is the website that made cat-loving acceptible in society and I love them for that. This now mainstream website was once an offbeat experiment but has grown into a kitty empire.



  


Cat vs. Human


Although the name seems to indicate a cat-hating site, you can instantly tell that the person who writes these comics loves cats. She is writing from the perspective that loving you cat is a given, and the comics are then drawn from the everyday small quirks and conflicts that arise when living with a cat. So cute, well drawn, and highly recommended. There is even a book out on Amazon I got which is awesome!


source: catversushuman.blogspot.com


Cats that look like Hitler


From the site: Does your cat look like Adolf Hitler? Do you wake up in a cold sweat every night wondering if he's going to up and invade Poland? Does he keep putting his right paw in the air while making a noise that sounds suspiciously like "Sieg Miaow"? If so, this is the website for you.



Stuff on my Cat


An amusing way to pass your time if you are very bored. If done properly, this will only slightly irritate your cat yet result in a lot of stuff on him or her.



Sunday, June 12, 2011

Sephora: Brands that aren't tested on animals

I recently called Sephora's 800 number in consternation to see if they have any idea about which of their products are tested on animals and which aren't.  The lady was very helpful and said although they don't list it on the site she had a list she could email to me. Without further delay, here is the list of products Sephora says are NOT tested on animals:


Thank you for contacting Sephora.com regarding our animal testing practices.

Our private label Sephora Brand is cruelty free (meaning that the products have never been tested on animals). We carry over 200 other brands and we cannot guarantee that all the products from these brands are cruelty free.

Here is a list of some brands that we carry that do not test on animals:

Amazing Cosmetics
Anthony Logistics
Balmshell
Bare Escentuals
Benefit Cosmetics
Blinc
Bliss
Boscia
Bremenn Research Labs
Carol's Daughter
Caudalie
Clarins
Clean
Cosmedicine
DDF
Dermadoctor
Dr. Brandt Skincare
DuWop
Frederic Fekkai
Jack Black
Jonathan Products
Juice Beauty
Korres Natural Products
L'Occitane
Laura Mercier
LaVanila Laboratories
Murad
Mustela
NARS
Nude
Ojon
Ole Henriksen
Perfekt
Perricone MD
Peter Thomas Roth
Philosophy
Phyto
REN Clean Skincare
René Furterer
Rosebud Perfume Co.
Skyn Iceland
Smashbox
Stila Cosmetics
Tarina Tarantino
Tarte
TheBalm
Too Faced Cosmetics
Urban Decay
Zirh

We hope this helps. If we can assist you further please reply to this email or contact us at 1-877-SEPHORA (1-877-737-4672).

Regards,

Laura
Sephora.com Client Services

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Saturday, May 21, 2011

Sephora, your website is useless!

21 May, 2010

Dear Sephora,

We know you are touted, and tout yourself as the Alpha & Omega of Makeup, the one and only place toget the highest quality makeup with tips and tools to get the most out of your makeup. This is only partially true; its true of your stores, the brick and mortar shopping experience.

Anyone who's ventured in a Sephora for the first time is immediately inspired/overwhelmed/excited, especially if you live somewhere more rural than not. Music, lighting, rows and rows of makeup, it all is very fun.  You can try on makeup, wipe it away with a makeup remover and repeat all day. You can ignore or accept the help of the Sephora consultants.  They'll do your makeup too, of course.  The aisles and aisles of makeup let you try this or that shade without having to buy it first.  Mirrors and makeup applicators abound. They carry many brands, and you can browse them all.  They have a hair care section, a skin care section, and many 'best buys' and 'highest rated' products are displayed prominently at the store entrance and throughout the store. Almost always an enjoyable experience, Sephora has clearly invested a lot of time and research into developing these little makeup meccas.

This is... if you can find the store. Thus begins my tirade known as Sephora, your website is useless!  Let us go to Exhibit A. Sephora's "Store Locator."  Sephoras are now in many metropolitan areas. If you're in or near a city, you probably know where it is and can get there with ease.  But what if you're Mz. Smith of California traveling to New Jersey for the first time on business, and you have a free weekend. Well it is winter so Smith doesn't want to go to beach at Seaside Heights so she thinks about going to a Sephora. So she pulls up the internet, and goes to the Store Locator.

"What?" she says

"They don't just let me type in my current zip code? This is less than acceptable in today's society. Preferably I either enter the whole address (and then the subsequent results will map out all the locations nearby, then click one and it spits out directions) or I can enter my zip only for quicker results. This is the way of the internet."

But Ms. Smith is on Sephora's site in 2011, not a regular up to date site. She sees this inexplicable DROP DOWN MENU (UGH!!!) and then proceeds to gamely pick her state from this.

"Ok, New Jersey, fine."  Then what?

Exhibit A
"ANOTHER DROP DOWN MENU!!!  FUUUUUUU!!!!"

It lists the locations of Sephora stores in Jersey.  This is unhelpful. Mz. Smith looks but doesn't see the small NJ town she's currently in listed on the drop down menu. Of course at this point she could google map each of the 20 or so locations and then compare that to where she currently lives, but who has time for that??

"F it!" she says.

"I'll just go to Atlantic City, at least I can map that."

Mz. Smith goes on to spend her life savings, her parents retirement fund, and her kid's college fund all in that weekend, and she goes home a broken, bitter woman.

If only Sephora let you put in your zip code, this tragedy would not have occurred.

This concludes Exhibit A.

Exhibit B (the last exhibit) is the other half of the equation. Call it sorting, drilling down, browsing, or just plain old shopping; it is hard to do on Sephora.com. You'd think Sephora would want the purchasing of makeup, the deciding and browsing, a fun part of the experience.  Makeup shopping shouldn't be a chore, riddled with drop down menus from the late 90's.  Makeup shopping should know who you are, remember your preferences, and suggest things for you to try based on that. It should be a complete, customizable experience.

The closest thing I've seen in my browsing past is at Zappos, where you can choose exactly the kind of bag or shoe you want based on your criteria.
 
Exhibit B: Zappos sorting.  (A joy to navigate! I can even choose Polyester as a fabric!!!! :) :) :))




At its most basic, browsing/shopping on the internet can be a drill down type of event as seen with Zappos.  Pick among a whole bunch of criteria which matter to you, and end up with what you like.  Sephora's makeup site starts out that way:
Exhibit B Continued, the basic, uninspired drill down link navigation system.

You pick skincare: face: visible pores. So far so good. But from there the shopping experience deteriorates quickly. Once you've gone that far, common courtesy demands you have the path you have traveled thus far listed at the top. 
I'm clicking, I can highlight, but I can't navigate.
Sephora has this, but  the navigation isn't clickable. So if you just want to go back to face, well you're SOL and need to click the back button instead of what is clearly marked "Face.". See #1 in the image below.

 How simple is this? Common navigational courtesies like this should be law, like using a turn signal.
annoying complex setup

Then, #2, they have "Narrrow by Brand" and "Sort By".  Instead of keeping the same website structure they revert to terrible, awful drop down menus.

First, "Narrow By Brand" yes, very nice you let us do this. But why is it in a drop down menu instead of another drill down menu?  Why are you inconsistent Sephora?  Why?????

Then you have "Sort By."And there aren't even any compelling criteria. What if you don't know what brand you are looking for, you just want the highest customer rating makeup for eyes that is for oily skin, is oil free, and not tested on animals. Not going to happen.

Very impressive, we can narrow down by brand. 
But what if I like "gasp" two or more brands?




First I have to go to Drugstore.com to see the reviews and figure out if any are my skin type, then look on Drugstore.com and Amazon.com for reviews and ingredients, and last I have to go to LeapingBunny.com to see if it's tested on animals. Exhausting!


#3 if I click that I want to View All results, it will work for that page and all the other pages of the search I've just done.  However, if I make a new search all that data is lost and I'm looking at 12 results per page again until I go and select View All again. Unnecessarily evil!
This second 'search by brand' menu takes you off
your current search altogether, adding further aggravation and complexity.
And as if it weren't there already, you can choose by brand in the alternate, upper right drop down menu bar.  We understand that brands think they are important in the makeup world, but if I can get something with the same ingredients for 70% less, I'd rather get the cheaper one.  But how will we ever find out if you pigeon hole us into brands? 

So Sephora, how can you possibly place your name on a website like this? Is there any way to correct this?  What are the next steps?

I will make it easy on you.  First, go over to Zappos, Ebay, ebags, whoever, and hire their entire web development team.  Then make the browsing experience enjoyable for all of us, please!

Sephora's Great 8 Suggestions:

1. Your customers have accounts from orders, just use that to make it more customized. If we give you the info, store our skin type, age, gender, hair type (straight, or curly - and if curly, what type of curls from 2A - 4c?), natural hair color, if we dye our hair, etc, etc.  Keep all that info and you can use it to 'suggest' products to us on the margins, and to enhance our search experience.  If I am 60 and don't want to always see tiger striped eye makeup and the latest in glitter nail polish, let us "like" or "dislike" the little suggestions and you can learn about us (a la facebook ads). You get our free customer data! (just sayin) and we get a more relevant browsing experience.

2. If we want to see 5,000,000,000 results per page just remember that from one visit to the next, not just within one search.

3. Add these search criteria categories:
  • Average Customer Review (can't believe you don't have that one.) 
  • Skin type if applicable
  • Coloring (warm, cool, neutral)
  • Cruelty Free/Not Tested on Animals
  • Ingredients (desired). If there is a new ingredient out there that we want to try in our makeup, let us search for it.
  • Ingredients (undesired). If we have allergies or don't want something in our product, let us search for things that don't contain this ingredient.  The next few are ingredients that are common (infamous) enough to warrant their own categories. People can ignore them or sort by them. Or better yet choose this in their preferences for ALL FUTURE SEARCHES!
  • Oil Free
  • Paraben Free (haircare)
  • Sulfate Free (haircare)
4.  Show us reviews or at least average ratings from other sites.  On a product detail page I should be able to see its rating on amazon, drugstore.com, makeupalley, as well as Sephora reviews.

5. A product comparison side by side would be nice.  Let us choose three different lipsticks and then compare them side by side.  Highlight the ingredient differences if we want. Let us, the consumer figure out what formulations work on our own skin. Let us educate ourselves and we will have a more democratic, equitable & progressive makeup industry at our beck and call, falling over themselves to do what the consumers want, not dictating to us what we need. You could change the industry instead of bowing to them.

6. Let us see the demographics (if shared) of other reviewers.  If I have dry skin I don't want to see the reviews of a moisturizing cream from oily-skinned individuals. Save other reviewers with similar classifications as myself (age, skin type) as Sephora Friends, and be alerted whenever they try something and write a review.

7. Please let us search by zip code for the nearest store, it's not that hard. Get with the times.

8. keep it FUN! It's MAKEUP!! If we want to spend 60 hours a week just browsing let us do it on your site. You'd rather be the website we all go to. We'd rather have a one-stop-browsing-shop.

There are many other things that you could do Sephora, to make your website better besides these  suggestions. But at least they are a start.  There are probably Sephora employees reading this and nodding, saying "I know, I know.." but somewhere, someone is holding up progress. Let's take it to the next level Sephora.  Turn your site intowhat it could and should be.  An online makeup mecca worthy of the Sephora brand.

This has been for your own good.

Sincerely,

this blogger

Friday, May 13, 2011

Vacuum Cleaner Series: Bissell: Fat, Bloated Back-Killers. You'd need one on every floor.

A quick few clicks and I have all I need to know.

If you're picking up a Bissell, expect it to be 22 lbs. Because that's how heavy almost all of them are.


The Heavy Duty Vacuum, the heavyweight champ weighs in at 35 lbs.!  Imagine toting that up and down the stairs.  These aren't the shampooers, these are just the plain old uprights.

To be fair, their PROLite is 'only' 16 lbs. Get me out of here!

Vacuum Cleaner Series: Dyson - let's get it over with already

Since we all want to compare every vacuum out there to a Dyson, let's look at their uprights.

DC28 Animal ($600.00): 21 lbs. - 245 watts
DC25 Animal ($550.00): 16 lbs. - 220 watts
DC25 All Floors ($500.00): 16 lbs. - 220 watts
DC24 Animal ($450.00): 12 lbs. - 115 watts
DC33 MultiFloor ($400.00): 18 lbs.  - 240 watts
DC35 MultiFloor Cordless ($300.00 - looks like an
overgrown leaf blower): 5 lbs. - Bingo! - 65 watts but can only run for 15 minutes. Darn.

The uprights pretty much all have wonderful telescoping hoses that can clean a whole flight of stairs, but that comes with added weight as we can see. They are gorgeous, they have a great website, fantastic reviews, and expensive photography, but they're heavy.

21 pounds?  You sure are gorgeous but you'll need to get rid of that extra weight.

Vacuum Cleaner Series: Dirt Devil

They offer 12 different varieties of upright vacs. Twelve!

I mean, you need three for a high, mid, and low range.  Then maybe some in-between.  Like Oreck, they had, what 6 which is plenty sufficient.  I hope I'm not going to compare everyone with Oreck now.

On to Dirt Devil. For a quick test of the water I usually will check out the reviews on Amazon. and D.D. has some low reviews out there:

Extreme Quick: 2/5
Featherlite Bagless: 2.5/5
Ultra Swivel Glide & Reaction: 3.5/5
Breeze Bagless, Optima Lightweight, Featherlite Bagged: 4/5

I'll look at the three that had 4 stars. The two, Optima isn't on their website.
"Featherlite" is 11lbs, "Breeze" is 13.15 (at least they're accurate). No Hepa filtration (the Featherlite has "Micro Fresh" Filtration, but they do have on-board tools (maybe that is the extra weight)). Not that impressed, let's find their best.

Sorting by price, their most expensive upright is the $90 Ultra Vision Turbo Vacuum. It has all the bells and whistles, including actual Hepa filters, and weighs in at a whopping 19 lbs! Do they expect people to carry that up and down the stairs?

Think of all the Chiropractor visits!

Sorry, but your lackluster reviews and lack of any attempt to make vacuums lighter in the world we live in gives you a big Thumbs Down. Dirt Devil seems like the cheap vacuum you get that will last a good 3 years.

Maybe if you cared as much about product development as social media your uprights would be under 10 lbs.